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♥Thursday, May 6, 2010
may 06, awkward turtle

you got friends, and your friends got friends, which you don't necessarily know. this, can lead to possible horrifying scenes that can be compared to an atomic bomb. k, maybe not can atomic bomb, but you get the idea. here's a possible scenario ; you and your friends are having a blast and the time of your life by talking about your seriously-not-pathetic make believe scenes of you and your sex partner. all of a sudden, out of nowhere, like an atomic bomb fart, see? it is like an atomic bomb, your friend's friend comes over to you and your friend. they start chattering and what do you do?
a . stand there awkwardly while they talk about the night where they both got drunk
b . try to jump into their conversation, but it's not exactly easy to do, as you weren't there with them when they got drunk
c . walk away, thinking about the night they got drunk and how you weren't there

you know what i do? instead of trying to jump into their conversation, i interrupt them ( ask Kanye for lessons ) and turn all the attention to me. make sure when you interrupt them, don't say something stupid and lame, like " i just borrowed a new book ", this, will cause a hand in the face. instead, i say " EYY I JUST GOT LAID ", and just like that, all the heads will turn to you, somewhat like toads buried in the mud and sticking their heads out. once you got their attention, give your friend's friend a blank stare, with a smug smile and this will automatically give them the subtle hint that you have something to tell your friend and you're not comfortable with them around, since they weren't there when you got laid. ha, i wasn't there when you guys got drunk? well, back at cha.

if you're actually stupid, you should realize that the above paragraph was a cupcake covered with sarcasm frosting. i'm sorry for the lame connection, but eyy you get the point ;) yes i was joking around, so don't kill me.

yvonne :)

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:new cell phone
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