august1O/O9, the annie blog.
don't date annie. she bites. + when she bites, there's no turning back. she's like a vicious bitchy vampire (LIKE EDWARD!) who can't control herself. yes, i just called edward a girl. and somehow she has this awesome power to multiply herself and sleep under everyone's bed. she's random, often say things like "OH I'M EATING!" or "I'M IN THE WASHROOM CLEANING MY UNDERWEAR!" while we diss each other on the phone. i'm not ranting, i'm love'n, here. this endangered girl is all mine. to all guys, girls who are lez, and anyone that is bi, back off.
definition of annie (found in most common dictionaries, preferably page99) /
a random, weird, stupid, gay endangered creature who likes to stare at people's abs. commonly found in areas such as the park, the mall, or anywhere on the streets. hate'n to be a chinq (a gangster word), but always was one, just didn't realise this important fact in her early 12 years.
i lovelovelove you, annie.
bitchslaps + bitchkicks,
wai vee en.